the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
(via not-team-beaver)
i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
(via sheslostinspace)
| Mondays emotion: | no |
| Tuesdays emotion: | ugh |
| Wednesdays emotion: | why |
| Thursdays emotion: | omfg |
| Fridays emotion: | finally |
| Saturdays emotion: | yes |
| Sundays emotion: | crying |
